Take Me To Your Leader, by Cosmonaut Radio

Take Me To Your Leader

by Cosmonaut Radio

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1.	Transgender 03:57	lyrics	buy track
Transgender: Transgender. The chords are transgender. Transgender. All my love is transgender. I was once in love with a transgender chords. Now I’m out of love with a transgender boy. I was so bemused by the dresses he wore. And his stiletto shoes, but he’s a drunk and a bore. Transgender. The chords are transgender. Transgender. All my love is transgender. I was once in love with a Lucky Chang’s whore. Then I fell out of love when her boobs hit the floor. Things are so confusing. I’m just a bloody hot mess. I was footloose and dandy. Now I’m teared up and well dressed. Transgender. The chords are transgender. Transgender. All my love is transgender. I think I’m head over heels with a warrior princess. She’s my navy seal. She’s my buttercup. Christopher or Kristen, the rose smells so sweetly. She’s my navy seal. She’s my buttercup Transgender. The chords are transgender. Transgender. All my love is transgender. (Looks like a woman, feels like a man. Dress like a woman. Well she tastes like He-man)
2.	Tar & Feather 04:35	lyrics	buy track
Chorus (Oohh part x2) Verse 1 We’re gonna tar and feather your momma. Shes been talking out of turn Don’t forget the feathers darling. I wont forget the rye Space station MIR? That’s just a thing of the past Time travel sweetie, wrap your mind around that Chorus Solo x4 Bridge x4 Chorus Verse 2 Kick it in to light speed. Take me to a good year for the vine. Sir Winston Churchill. The Pol Roger tastes divine Comrade Bobby Keys. Soaking in a bathtub full of champagne Cosmonaut Rakesh Sharma. Blast off Hindustan
3.	Space Debris 04:16	lyrics	buy track
SPACE DEBRIS: Satellite communications. Abandoned out in space. Satellite communications. Abandoned out in space. Space debris from a doomed space race. Space debris. Thought control. Thought control. Boris Yeltsin. Gorbachev. Boris Yeltsin. Gorbachev. Gorbachev. Boris Yeltsin. Vladimir Putin. Boris Yeltsin. Gorbachev. Gorbachev. Satellite communications. Abandoned out in space. Satellite communications. Abandoned out in space. Space debris from a doomed space race. Space debris. Thought control. Thought control. Dance. Dance. Dance. Dance. Cosmonaut Radio. Dance. Dance. Dance. Dance. Cosmonaut Radio. Dance. Dance. Dance. Dance. Cosmonaut Radio. Dance. Dance. Dance. Dance. Cosmonaut Radio.
4.	Space & Time 06:15	lyrics	buy track
SPACE & TIME Oh lordy lordy. Neptune’s such a bore Engaging androids. Android engaged. The warp drive is broke Hey green goblin. Yeah. How bout blasting off tonight? Well that’s alright with me. Strap up space cowboy, we’re gonna do it right Chorus Forgive us lovelies, were just goblins traveling through space and time It don’t matter what you do, when you push it into hyperdrive. Space can be cold in flight, but the champagne is oh so dry Believe me, sweetie, we’re junkie cosmonauts 2nd Verse Sitting in our Claremont apartment, drinking that sweet monkey wine We never knew we’d be jamming through space, playing on fender guitars Im feeling good. Im feeling fine. The Juicy fruit has got us moved and the PBR tastes divine Chorus Solo Chorus 3rd Verse Hey green goblin, remember that time we crashed down in old new york city? Or how bout that time with intergalactic spiders from mars. Great googly-moogly green goblin, we done had our selves a time Now lets let them guitars play, mmmm Chorus
5.	Afrika! 05:26	lyrics	buy track
AFRICA Jamba rafiki, a Tanzania International space station Botswana And if it wasn’t for my friends in Ghana, Id be a dead man buried in Kenya Cause no one tucks you in a night in Africa. This is Africa baby Cotes de Ivory, Dierdre Drogba Fela Kuti, King Sunny Aid. Proud Nigerians I see Marismus in Uganda. Kwasikor in Angola When the lion roars and the children shoot guns, youre in Africa. Oh Africa baby Bridge Lost boy from Sudan, he walks to Kenya Raised in a refugee camp, then brought to America He works all day for minimum wage. He works all day the American way Baobob tree, rafiki. His heart’s in Africa. This is Africa baby
6.	Malbecs & Candy 04:38	lyrics	buy track
Malbecs & Candy: Relax your Mind, its only progress slip and slide… into the wormhole. (future is robot, robot is future) It’s like a dream. Can I rest in you bosom? So fall asleep… into the future. Samurai, pagodas and sake. Kabuki on… like a tsunami. (Ukraine is your brain, my brain is Ukraine) Pirate smiles. Ahoy matey. Salty dogs love burlesque and sailing. Jet packs on. I’m dressed like a cyborg. We’re blasting off… with malbecs and candy. Descartes says perceptions reality. If I stop dreaming does that mean that I’m already dead?
7.	Hey Yuri 06:11	lyrics	buy track
Verse 1 Hey Yuri, whats the Kremlin look like from outerspace Hey starman, what’s zero gravity feel like? Must be nice Chorus I was dreaming of your warm smile and your cold space embrace. Space suits and Soyuz Rockets, mother russia’s love, and chief designer Korolyov Verse 2 Hey Titov, whats it like orbiting around the world Peel off your space suit, kick up your feet, my second cosmonaut Chorus Verse 3: Hey trainees- yeah- hows space camp going, well we’re doing alright Could you handle the g-forces? Hell Yeah! Did you test the oxygen tanks? Sure enough, blast off cosmonauts. Chorus Guitar solo: Verse + Chorus Verse 4 Hey scientists, hows the new life support system? Ready for a lunar landing? Take a load off comrades, you made Khrushchev proud. With your quarks and anti-quarks Chorus Verse 5 Hey chief designer, the cryogenic rocket fuel aint up to snuff Well just cool your engines, Poppas got a brand new recipe. My Siberian friend Outro x4 Ooh ooh… alright, alright, Oi, oi oi, oi Other banter
8.	Reggae is Vile 04:27	lyrics	buy track
Reggae is Vile Chorus: Oooh we ooh You told me donkey always gonna shoulder me problem. And he break down. You told mango always gonna keepa me happy. And she run out. He’s a wishy washy man. He’s a bumbaclot, he’s an astronaut. I’m a smokey tokey man. I’m a cosmonaut. He’s a black hearted man. He’s a nasa man. He’s a Tottenham. I’m a sitar playing man, drinking bingtang. Chorus: Oooh we ooh You told me donkey always gonna shoulder me problem. And he break down. You told mango always gonna keepa me happy. And she run out. Haile Selassie say: I is lion from Zion. Steel pulse philosophy: true democracy. I and I is mongoose. They is a cobra. They want to eat jah. Like ricky ticky tabi, protect jah family. Chorus: Oooh we ooh You told me donkey always gonna shoulder me problem. And he break down. You told mango always gonna keepa me happy. And she run out.
9.	Bossa Nova 04:27	lyrics	buy track
Verse 1 Come sail with me in my time traveling machine. Its only space and time Pack your bags, blast off, kiss your momma goodbye Welcome to the premiership, you know, its gonna be just fine Verse 2 Are you tired and bored of the same ho-hum routine Alarm clock, go to work I can get you engaged, I can be your brand new drug Welcome to the premiership, you know, its gonna be alright Break x4 Empty verse Verse 3 Put your knickers on, drag a comb right across your head We’re blasting off tonight. Fast as light speed baby is the only way to fly Welcome to the premiership, you know, its gonna be just fine Verse 4 The journey’s 3 years, but that’s 90 on planet earth Relativity baby, it aint just in your head Worm holes, robot butlers will be your new way of life Welcome to the premiership, you know, its gonna be alright
10.	Hanky Panky 01:59	lyrics	buy track
Verse 1 My baby does the hanky panky in space station mir My baby does the hanky panky on a soyev rocket My baby does the hanky panky with the cosmonauts Verse 2 My baby does the hanky panky in the Kremlin lord My baby does the hanky panky on the berlin wall My baby does the hanky panky with the cosmonauts Guitar solo Said you were my comrade, treat me like a fool Said you were my comrade, broke the golden rule Im going back to mir, with a jetpack on my back Surf drum break (like wipe out) Verse 3 My baby does the hanky panky in Lenin square My baby does the hanky panky in Siberia My baby does the hanky panky with the cosmonauts
11.	Sweet Juanita 04:36	lyrics	buy track
1st Verse Sweet Juanita. Why do you like to honky tonk all the time? Drinking cheap tequila, I can still taste the blood in my mouth Oh sweet Juanita, I’ll send you back to your Mamis house. My sweet Juanita 2nd Verse My dear friend peter. Why do you like to honky tonk all the time. Drinking Kentucky Bourbon neat- chasing them womens around. Only to get bored after you pin em down. My dear friend Peter Solo- guitar 3rd Verse Sweet Juanita. Why do you like to honky tonk all the time. I was drinking bathtub gin while you were sucking on your mama’s tit Oh sweet Juanita, you come back to your daddy please. My sweet Juanita Solo- harp 4th Verse Sweet Juanita, why do you like to honky tonk all the time Take me back to your daddy’s farm, let me ride around on his John Deer. Oh sweet Juanita… my sweet juanita
12.	Mr. Elephant Man 06:18	lyrics	buy track
Verse Hey Mr Elephant man, hanging round? The strong mans dancing, getting down Beared women, worn out towns Lets all drink to the death of a clown Feral lions, mustachios Chinese acrobats, eskimos Chorus Circus life can be such a drag When your caged up like an elephant man Abstinent Eng getting drunk because of Chang Golden years, Siamese tears, golden years Verse Hey sonny boy, whatcha doing in this part of town? Hey blind willie Johnson, still chasing dem womans around? Drum solo x2 Eng liked the women, chang loved the booze They lived on a fine swine farm, with twin lovelies. Who could refuse?

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released February 28, 2014

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